Don't Ask Don't Fuck

Shit, I was walking to the vending machine and there, right there, was a woman from the Air Force. We made direct eye contact. In that moment I had acknowledged here as a human being, and not a the slave trader I had come to think of them as. What was I to do. I was going to have to listen to her speech about how this could really benefit my life, and she is probably right. But fuck man I don't wanna do that. I would hate to be in any military situation. I didn't know what I was going to do. When I got close enough to have a conversation and I could see her starting to move her lips. I just scream out "I'm gay" and kept walking. I didn't look back to see her reaction but I had successfully gotten out of the situation so I was pleased with myself.