Now i know when you read this you may worry for my sanity. Your probably thinking I will end up like Tiffany Pollard, really New York to most of us, and I will never amount to more then Z-list fame. You think I will probably end up trying to rob a bank and everyone will be like "holy shit its that fat guy from VH1." That chances are your right. But by god i will try my best not to let that happen. I refuse to end up a gay bald Liberian.
Sunday, April 26, 2009
I know what i must do
I've decided i will be trying out for a reality show on VH1. I don't care if its a game show, a show about how I need tough love or I'm a tool, or even a dating show at this point. I just know that if I was to get on one of these shows, in turn I would end up with a spin-off show of my own. I mean they gave Daisy a show, and that bitch looks like a fish with boobs and tattoos.
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dude.
ReplyDeletei think youd be cooler as a gay bald librarian than some fucktard on a has-been reality tv show. those shows are the death of america, television, and pretty soon, the human race.
the only good one was the surreal life. and even then it was slightly embarrassing to watch.
Ed