Something I learned in the kitchen today

While working, my good friend Marcial (a Mexican cook) decided to let me in on some knowledge about the soy beef. 

He told me, flat out, that it smelled and looked like pussy. He even said he kinda tasted like it too. Not only was I disgusted, but i threw up in my mouth which made the situation worse for me. 

Soy beef looks like a pinkish ground beef, with some seed-like things in it. It looks more like a rotten raw meat that had fly larva rolling around in it. But hey maybe that's what Mexicans are into.