Friday, October 23, 2009

Brian Wilson Rebuttal

Dear Abigal,

My young Jane Austin....you have figured out the the glimmer in my eye. I'm surprised it has taken even this long for you to figure out my affection. If it was not for the simple fact you received an A in my class yet you turned in only 4 out of the 10 reading assignments and never scored above a 70 on the exams. Those time you caught me staring at you, I was only filled with the deadliest sin of lust for your youthful breast. Your milky white skin drives me to think as a wild animal. I wanted nothing more then to just simply touch you. Touch you with my lips, pressing them firmly against your womanhood.
As for the issue of my wife, we live a life of understanding as you may or may not understand. I make sure that bread is on the table, she makes sure she does not know the secrets of my night life. I want you Abigal. I will have you.

Love,
Dick Longus

P.S. For your protection and my own, I suggest that you delete this letter seeing as a relationship in this manner may result in the lose of my position as your teacher.

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